1) I Wear boxers to bed. So breezy! Gotta let my lady business breathe.
2)Eat crutons instead of chips. YUM YUM
3)Shower to motivate me to workout. Dumb but it ALWAYS works!
4)Wear unmatching socks. I actually hate them to match.
5)Hang up all of my clothes INCLUDING T-shirts. Have to be facing the same way.
6)All my hangers have to be the same.
7)I eat sauce on everything, the sauce varies but it will always be there.
8)Have to shower before bed or I feel like I am wallowing in germs.
9)HATE people wearing my shoes. GROSS.
10)Randomly burst out in song or make up a song about what I am doing. “Doing my dishes, scrubing them clean wha ooo ooh”
11)I have to wear makeup of I go anywhere. The gym, the mailbox, to get medicine.
12)Shave my legs with conditioner. You are welcome. That’s how I keep them silky soft.
13)Eat steak more times than a normal person. I am in love with steak. There I said it.
14)Pep talk myself before I do anything big. “Listen after you do this laundry you can treat yourself to a bubble bath”
15)Refer to myself as Daddy or Daddy Bethany to most males. They fucking hate it.
16)Hate chinese food. I know I know but I can’t help it! It makes me so sick.
17)Wear leggings every moment I possibly can. It is like being naked, so breathable and they make my ass look great.
18)Laugh when things are awkward or uncomfortable. It is just a knee jerk reaction.
19)Tell my sister EVERYTHING. I can not lie to her or keep things from her. She can tell.
20)Like to sleep on my couch more than my bed. It is comfortable I JUST LIKE THE SECURITY IF MY COUCH.
21)Make lists for everything. Packing, cleaning, where I wanna grab food!
22)Dip my grilled cheese in ketchup. Shut your damn mouth. Try it then you will regret being so judgemental.
23)Drink chocolate milk almost every night. I accept apologies in the form of chocolate milk.
24) Hate ice cream. I know. Unless it is dipped in chocolate or has chucks of something I like in it. It’s like licking frozen milk….weird.
25)I carry a pocket knife in my bra at all times. Gotta be prepared ladies. You are never worried when you ALWAYS have a weapon.